What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland