What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.