What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!