What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!