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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!