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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!