How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!