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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What's better than honor?

Inner

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!