How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day