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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.