How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.