What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.