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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!