What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.