What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....