What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.