Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*