Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.