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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors