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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.