Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.