Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.