How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.