How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.