How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.