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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.