How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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He raps his presents

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.