How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.