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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.