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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.