How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How many were left?

Nine!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do you remember your wife's birthday?

Forget it once.