How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do you remember your wife's birthday?

Forget it once.