How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Slayer.

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He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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At parking meteors.

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She couldn't raise enough dough.

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The Darth Mall!

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Forget it once.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.