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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.