What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....