What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.