Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!