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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.