Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.