Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Who won the race?

Society.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.