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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.