Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.