A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because he was Legolas
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Rhesus Pieces.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
A. Telling you his real name.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Practice.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
