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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff