What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.