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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.