What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders