What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders