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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Arriage Jokes More Arriage Jokes