Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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