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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline