What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch