What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch