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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.