What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

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How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

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