How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.