How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.