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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua