How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING