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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.