Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!