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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish