Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.