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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.