Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.