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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.