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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish