Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.