Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish