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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.