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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)