What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants