What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!