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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.