Noob.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
It thighs.
A raisin
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Rekt-javk