What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.