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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.