What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk