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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Noob Jokes More Noob Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk