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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Noob Jokes More Noob Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.