What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.