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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.