What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.