What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.