What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.