What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet)

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef