What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.