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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.