What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*