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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Vomit Jokes More Vomit Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.