What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*