What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit