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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!