What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.