What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.