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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.