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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.