What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.