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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch