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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!