Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.