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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock