Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who?

Benjamin the blues!

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.