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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock