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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.