Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.