Blue Jokes

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who?

Benjamin the blues!

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.