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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Seduce Jokes More Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.