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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!