Don Juan de Marco Polo.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
You get milk.
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
