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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

Seduce Jokes More Seduce Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back