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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.