How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.