How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!