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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!