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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.