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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!