Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.