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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!