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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise