Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!