Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.