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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.