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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.