What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything