What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.