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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.