How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia