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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

Steven Seagull

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything