How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.