They will tell you.
A Coke-o-nut.
It varies from person to person.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
Au
On a blind date
Because he'd drop everything
Because he kept on dropping beets.