How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.