How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.