How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.