How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.