Choir Director Jokes

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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He was charged with battery.

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Try to cheer it up.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.