How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.