How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.