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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.