How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.