How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.