How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.