How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that