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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.