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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.