How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that