Leonitis
Leon-itis.
GERMany.
Plague-arism
On account of the coffin.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
A mallard-y
Tuber-culosis
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
Boffin spongiform encephalopathy
Because they're inbred
Hay Fever!
Shingles.
The Bilbonic plague.
One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
It chickened out.
Too many cheetahs.
First post) Ace of spays
Let's just be cousins.
Because she was his relative
Because the condition was untweetable.
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
Because it's the first date.
Because they want to.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
