Disease Jokes

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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Because the condition was untweetable.

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Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Necking.

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You use tulips.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis