Onejina
Leonitis
Glock coma
Ma'lady
Gilles de la gourmette
Leon-itis.
GERMany.
Parkin'sins
Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
Plague-arism
On account of the coffin.
Rap Music
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
A mallard-y
M'laria.
Tuber-culosis
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
The clap.
Boffin spongiform encephalopathy
Because they're inbred
Hay Fever!
Shingles.
The Bilbonic plague.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
They're mostly Dum Dums.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Church.
A Cantleope
A Bronte-saurus.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
Oh na na, what's my name
You go Soul-searching.
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Angry heifers.
Nothing.