Disease Jokes

Gilles de la gourmette

Plague-arism

On account of the coffin.

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Tuber-culosis

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

Because they're inbred

The Bilbonic plague.

A diseased beaver on your organ.

My career is in Jeopardy!

The episode.

Mint conditioner.

Wait at a buzz stop!

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

A flat major

Finding crabs on your organ.

Tulips on an organ.

El Taco Lips.

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