What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"