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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"