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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"