Gilles de la gourmette
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Shingles.
Glock coma
Cause it was snowed-in.
Cause it was SoDIMM
Math-you.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"