What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.