What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.