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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.