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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Northern Lights Jokes More Northern Lights Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.