What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.