What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.