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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...