What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: