What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.