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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.