What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.