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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....