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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!