Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.