Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!