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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.