Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.