Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.