Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!