What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.