Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!