Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.