Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!