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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.