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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!