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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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Because he was grounded.

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He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!