What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!