What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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With a pumpkin patch.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.