What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.