Don't get your sheets dirty!
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
A play on words.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
With a pumpkin patch.
Spook when you're spooken to.