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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.