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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.