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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'