How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!