How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.