How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What is true and false at the same time?

This

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.