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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers