How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.