What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.