What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.