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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.