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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

Garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.