What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.