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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.