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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.