What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess