Naboo
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Take away it's credit cards.
Sithilis
In the Sith grade.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
