What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.