What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess